New
first run, Christmas 2026
Tracked
door to door
2–4 days
to ship, tracked
addon Ships within 2–4 business days
Chocolate Bar Pen
Looks like a chocolate bar. Writes like a pen. Confuses everyone.
$8.99Free shipping over $45.00 · or $4.95
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Order todayNov 3
Ships byNov 9 · tracked
- ✓ Returns through Jan 25, 2027
- ✓ Tracking number by email when it ships
- ✓ No prices in the box
- ✓ Order by November 26 for Christmas
What you get
- Ballpoint, black ink
- Chocolate-bar body
- Pink
Shipping & returns
Ships from our overseas warehouse within 2–4 business days, duties included, tracked door to door. Order by November 26 for Christmas. Unused returns accepted through January 25, 2027. Details.
Why it's a stocking hit
A ballpoint pen shaped like a bar of chocolate. Pink. Black ink.